Yes, honest. That is the name of our hotel in Folkestone.
An unlovely pile right on the old harbour, one side of which (the other side) is all smart fish restaurants, municipal fountain, seafood shacks and neat houses. The other (our side) is a derelict Victorian station and Harbour Master's house with the former railway line coming across the water on a rickety viaduct. All currently being knocked about and restored.
We walked around in the evening gloom straining to spot the lighthouse but all we could see was a sickly green sweep every now and then and a horrific giant seagull illuminated by a streetlight.
The hotel itself was like no hotel I've ever seen Grommit. A towering ziggurat in concrete, huge downstairs with at least two restaurants and bars galore. Full of parties of elderly, school trips and a few families. A Britannia Hotel - say no more. Butlins meets Motorway Service. But it was friendly, professional and our room in the 'old' bit downstairs was clean and comfortable with bathroom and little sitting area. And the breakfast was free. All you could eat etc etc. Felt a bit feeble only having porridge and peaches!
Now you will recall that the reason for us staying here was to avoid fretting about missing the ferry. Well, after breakfast we took another stroll about and were admiring the fishing boats, when Adrian said 'cripes we'd better go!' It was 8.45 and ferry check in was no later than 9.25... Wouldn't it just have been too ironic to miss it!
Fear not, we got there in time but they were already loading.
Arrived Chartres about 4.30 and eventually tracked down the Ibis Budget someway out of town by the motorway as per. Then a fruitless drive round looking for somewhere to eat in the city. Aagh. No street parking, masses of traffic, so we turned tail and went to a little town in the Beauce where we bought delicious sandwiches and picnicked in the room listening to last night's Archers. Like I say,
we certainly live it up!